Showing posts with label self-important twits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label self-important twits. Show all posts

Monday, April 28, 2008

Ben Stein is a Wingnut and Everyone Knows It

Now that we have pretty much gotten to the bottom of what went on in the Texas polygamy case, and you'll have to indulge me here, because this kind of "twittery" really isn't my style, we find out that:
More than half the teen girls taken from a polygamist compound in west Texas have children or are pregnant, state officials said Monday.

A total of 53 girls between the ages of 14 and 17 are in state custody after a raid 3 1/2 weeks ago at the Yearning For Zion Ranch in Eldorado. Of those girls, 31 either have children or are pregnant, said Child Protective Services spokesman Darrell Azar. Two of those are pregnant now, he said; it was unclear whether either of those two already have children.

"It shows you a pretty distinct pattern, that it was pretty pervasive," he said.

You read that right. And, yes, the age of consent in Texas is 17.
But what did serial wingnut Ben Stein say on Sunday morning?
What the heck is going on in Texas with the kids caught up in the polygamy ranch disaster?

Look, I am not a fan of polygamy. For one thing, it's all any man can do keeping up with one wife. For another, it's against the law in this country.

But the polygamists that have been in the news have been operating for decades. The authorities knew about it, and them. They didn't do a thing about it for all those years!

Then, on a totally unsubstantiated telephone call about sex abuse - which apparently did not come from anyone even connected to the polygamist compound - the state closed down the compound, and (what is totally incomprehensible) took the small children of the settlement away from their mothers and fathers.

Why? What crime had the kids committed? Why are they being dealt the most drastic punishment imaginable - separation from their mothers and fathers - for no known reason?

The state of Texas has not found one single crime against these children yet. Even if they do find one or two, how can that be a reason for taking dozens, maybe hundreds of children away from their mothers?

Now you know, Ben. Now you know. Rarely is someone smacked down harder than that, and I suspect the state of Texas had to let the information out because of wingnuts like Stein who were questioning whether it was necessary to separate so many children from their parents.

In fact, Stein went so far as to bring Mr. Godwin into all of this:
Look, I am a huge fan of Texas. I have many friends there and love being there. But what is the attorney general of Texas doing? This is an Orwellian nightmare. For no reason except what looks like a crank call, the lives of these children have been turned upside down and into a screaming horror movie.

Can't someone say the obvious here? That in this case, it's not the Mormons who are the criminals, it's the government of Texas.

Governor Perry, wake up and give those kids back to their mothers until you have some compelling, proven reason to do otherwise. What your state is doing here is Gestapo tactics pure and simple.

That crank call may have prevented a whole hell of a lot more abuse, so thank God for it. I know you didn't want to hear that answer, Ben, but thanks for asking. Now, if you could just shut the hell up...



...and let the state of Texas do what it needs to do in this tragic case, well, we'd all be better off.

I mean, what more proof do we need that you don't know what you're talking about?

Friday, April 25, 2008

Oh, For Crying Out Loud...

Rachel Sklar loses her ever-loving mind over absolutely nothing so she can draw attention to herself for fifteen minutes:

There are two kinds of people in the world: People who think there's an ugly strain of misogyny running through Hillary Clinton's media coverage, and people who think she's just not very likable and deserves it for running such a mean campaign and is ruining the Democratic party and has an annoying laugh and should just shut up and get out of the race already. Regular readers of this column won't be surprised to learn that I fall into the former category, having cataloged a fair number of examples here, but I'd think that even if I agreed with the second part I'd still agree with the first, because her coverage is just that bad. I am not going to run through it now — if you're interested, there are 83 specific examples documented here — but I am going to offer up an unbelievable statement made by Keith Olbermann on Wednesday night's show as proof.

Olbermann was discussing the election with Newsweek's Howard Fineman, a frequent guest. They topic was, how can a winner finally be determined in this never-ending Democratic race for the nomination? Of course, the assumption was that it was Clinton that should be shown the door (despite clearly still earning her spot in the race thanks to, um, voters). Fineman said that, all the delegate math aside, ultimately it was going to take "some adults somewhere in the Democratic party to step in and stop this thing, like a referee in a fight that could go on for thirty rounds. Those are the super, super, super delegates who are going to have to decide this."

Said Olbermann: "Right. Somebody who can take her into a room and only he comes out."


In order for what Sklar is saying to be true, you would have to believe that Olbermann is the problem. Not Rush Limbaugh, who is calling for riots and chaos in Denver. Not the likes of Michael Savage, Hugh Hewitt, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, those idiots we told you about at any number of hate-oriented blogs in recent weeks. or even our old pal Roger Stone. Yes, Olbermann. Wow. Sorry, but I'm not gonna go there.

Yep--the only man who has kept us sane, who has given us a goddamned voice--the only man who, by dint of his Special Comments, endless efforts at reminding people about Mission Accomplished, The US Attorney Scandal, Plame Gate and a whole host of things that the regular media would just as soon sweep under the rug--yes, Olbermann's the problem! Poor Keith has to be saying to himself, sheesh--what does a guy have to do to operate around here without taking fire from people who are 90% in agreement with him on the important issues?

Well, that just goes to show you why I do not read the Huffington Post anymore.

Sklar is simply hysterical at the wrong people for what amounts to be the right reason. Is there too much misogyny directed at Hillary Clinton? You're damned right there is. We told you about Roger Stone and his organization, C.U.N.T, and were visited in a manner of hours by Stone himself, dropping in for a cute remark about his latest atrocity.

Anyway, go ahead and keep shooting at the wrong people, Miss Sklar. For all of the phony outrage you've ginned up against Olbermann, there are a dozen minor wingnuts who really would call for her to be assaulted, mutilated and otherwise injured. But wait a minute! Of course, that's what Keith wanted! He really did want to see something untoward happen to her! Oh, my bad, my bad!

The twittery and the ridiculousness of the Huffington Post are nothing new to me.

Monday, April 21, 2008

The AP Gives Us a Healthy Dose of Twittery

I can't think of a more appropriate example of "bad news judgement" than the publication of this article, which is disguised as news but is really, without pulling any punches, a terrible piece of faux news wrapped up in a thin verneer of twittery and ridiculousness:

For a society accustomed to the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, the images of the women from the polygamist compound in Texas are almost shocking in their understatement: Ankle-length dresses, makeup-less faces, hauntingly uniform hair.

And while no one would accuse the women of making a fashion statement, the pioneer-style outfits are a rare example of how in an age of overexposure, modesty, too, can give pause.

The puff-sleeved, pastel dresses worn by the women in the sect are a combination of original 19th-century wear and 1950s clothing that was adopted when the church took a conservative turn, according to Janet Bennion, an anthropologist who studies polygamist women.

The dresses are meant to show modesty and conformity: They go down to the ankles and wrists, and are often worn over garments or pants, making sure every possibly provocative inch of skin is covered.

John Llewellyn, a polygamy expert and retired Salt Lake County sheriff's lieutenant, says the women cover themselves "so that they're unattractive to the outside world or other men."


Shame on you, Associated Press. Given that the initial reports speak of widespread child abuse and allowing men to procreate on a terribly unhealthy scale in the name of "religious freedom," exactly what we don't need right now is an examination of the "fashion sense" of women who are being investigated along with their "husbands." We're not accustomed to the twits you speak of--we have them shoved down our throats by your ignorant employees.

Anyone who lives in what they call "flyover" country is well aware of various non-polygamous sects that favor old fashioned clothing--the Amish, for starters. There's nothing wrong with people dressing different. There's something seriously wrong with the AP for thinking it merits a story or a cutesy-poo examination of the length of the dresses. Are they trying to soften the blow for people who are uncomfortable with brazen polygamy? It ain't working.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Democrats - grow the hell up!

There are a whole lot of Democrats that are pissing me off royally right now. Lurking in the comments section of the "big" blogs, I have seen some really stupid shit spouted by people I thought were intelligent and rational.

One self-important twit said a few days ago that if the general election was a choice between McCain and Clinton, she would by-god vote for McCain, so deep (and irrational) is her loating of Hillary. Another commenter I used to think had a bit going on between her ears came back with "Don't do that. Do what I plan to do. Stay home."

Both of you - present your asses for a sound kicking right god-damned now.

It isn't about you.

It isn't about me.

Hell, it isn't even about the candidates.

It is about the future of our country.

The next president is going to pick at least one Supreme Court Justice.

And as we have seen with the two feckless weenies that aWol appointed, the current court is very pro-business, anti-consumer...and anti-woman. Do you want to strengthen that stranglehold and turn the clock back even further?

No?

Then get over yourselves and put your petulant little fit of pique back in it's box and suck it up. Work for your candidate like hell in the primary, but once the nomination is secured, by God, get in line. Because if you don't, I sure as hell don't want to hear your ass whine.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Nora Ephron, would you just SHUT the F#%! Up?

Okay, what's wrong with me? I'm sure Nora Ephron is a perfectly nice woman. I'm not about saying bad things about people. I'm not into criticizing people...

[I couldn't keep going with that thought--I just fell of my chair laughing in hysterics at how wildly ridiculous and hypocritical that last bit was of me to say.]

I read this earlier tonight and couldn't figure out what to say at first:

It's hard to be a Democrat, don't you think? There's no alternative, of course, but it's hard. Someone asked me the other day to write something about why I was a Democrat, and I had no trouble making a list of 10 reasons. Of course, five of those reasons were the Supreme Court, and the other five were more or less historical -- reasons like FDR, which is not meant to mean Franklin Delano Roosevelt exactly but some fantasy blob of Democratic values that are a distant racial memory.

But it's hard. It's especially hard to remember that the real enemies are the Republicans, when the Democrats tend to break your heart and the Republicans are just the boys you'd never go out with anyway.


It's hard when you watch a debate and decide that in the end you're probably going to throw your vote away in the primary and vote for someone who doesn't have a chance, like Dennis Kucinich. I mean, look at them, look at the front runners: Hillary Clinton, who can't help being Hillary Clinton; Barack Obama, who was a disappointment from the beginning and whose new-found attack mode is as dispiriting as his low energy level used to be; John Edwards, whom I am afraid I will never be able to think of again (after this week's Peggy Noonan column in the Wall Street Journal) as anything but a desperate furry little woodland animal.

First of all, it's not "hard" to be a Democrat. It's as easy as can be. YOU might have a personal crisis of conviction, but I don't.

If you don't like what the Democrats who currently hold office are doing, then, and I say this collectively to the larger population, get off your dead ass and participate in the primary process. Remember what that's supposed to be about? It's supposed to be about finding the best candidate to run for office. It's not supposed to be about putting another crown on the head of someone who you have to hold your nose and give five bucks to. It's about finding better Democrats.

So instead of whining, find better Democrats.

Nora thinks FDR is some "distant racial memory?" What does that even mean? No, FDR is with us today in the form of Social Security. Every time someone who is old has money to buy food, think of FDR. There's nothing distant to me about FDR, and I'm not even forty yet.

Nora thinks that Republicans are the boys she wouldn't go out with? Uh, I don't know how to put this, but the Republicans are the boys who torture animals, solicit sex in public restrooms, stick dildos up their asses, molest children and moan about the feel of a diaper on their skin while defecating on prostitutes.

Nora thinks that Peggy Noonan has "defined" John Edwards?

I'm sorry, but if you claim to be a Democrat, and if Peggy Noonan--Peggy Noonan!--writes something on the editorial page of the Wall Street Journal that makes you think of a Democrat as a "furry woodland creature," you're an idiot. You are a grade-a, mouth breathing, short bus riding idiot of massive proportions.

Instead of lamenting what Democrats have or haven't done, sort out your personal problems in a more appropriate forum for discussion. Ever heard of the term "buzzkill?" Because I was pretty happy to see that the Democrats found a way to override a Presidential veto last week. I'm happy they were able to do that. They have a lot of things they need to do.

But, man--what a buzzkill.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Pale Rider Returns!!!

I love the smell of roast wingnut in the morning, and nobody - and I do mean nobody - roasts a wingnut like Pale Rider.




Let's see what happens when a wingnut talks about himself...

(National Review Online) This column was written by W. Thomas Smith Jr..


As a young Marine squad leader — some 20 years ago — I remember one morning standing on a windswept, South Korean hilltop looking out over the Sea of Japan. As I stood there, I briefly contemplated a simple fact about how the world works and my responsibility in it at that very moment in time: Armed with my rifle and some 12 heavily armed Marines under my direct authority, I realized that no matter what decisions were made by the president, his Cabinet, Congress, the intelligence community, and all the generals and the admirals; American foreign policy extended to and ended at the tip of my bayonet.

[Thank you for your service. Being a veteran of the Korean Peninsula, you must know that, were war to break out, the North Korean military would wage assymetrical warfare against the US and the ROK Army--through the use of infiltrators, frogmen, sabatoeurs, snipers and special forces. We currently face a vastly different kind of threat in Iraq--the fact of the matter is, few, if any, of the attacks in Iraq are carried out by insurgents who are as heavily trained and dedicated as what we would face in Korea.]

It was a huge responsibility for so young a man. But I clearly remember that young man: He was smart, energetic, dependable, commanding in many ways (despite his youth), and — contrary to what outsiders might believe about infantrymen — able to think beyond his 12-man squad.

[Calm down, sir. Plenty of people have led squads of men. Some of them have actually seen combat. Many of them can think beyond their surroundings.]

But I was only one of many, and I’m willing to bet any combatant who has ever humped over a ridge or patrolled an alleyway on the far ends of the earth has considered such.

[Ah, a little humility. Good on ya.]

Which brings me to Iraq, the American soldiers involved, the antiwar crowd which condemns their efforts — yet contend they support the troops — and the feverish waving of the interim assessment of progress — or the lack thereof — being made on the ground (which began days before the assessment’s release, and two months before Gen. David Petraeus is to formally report on the status of operations and progress in Iraq).

[Condemn their efforts? You're setting a rhetorical trap--it really is possible to condemn the war and support the troops. The troops are the instrument of policy and are not responsible for the failure of that policy--the Commander in Chief is responsible. No, wait--he abdicated that responsibility to LTG Lute, the "WAR CZAR." Where's General Lute, by the way? And, to take this further, most people condemn the irresponsible manner in which the troops are being used to fight an enemy the current President is lying about. Al Qaeda in Iraq is only responsible for about 5-10% of the attacks on US forces. And if an interim assessment shows little or no progress, does it not indicate that there should be a change in strategy to ensure that progress is made? What's wrong with looking at failure and calling it what it is?]

Iraq And Troop Support

Let’s consider Iraq.

I think it’s pretty obvious that nothing less than an imme diate utopian existence for all Iraqis in all of that country’s 18 provinces would suffice for the salivating antiwar Left. Even then, I’m not so sure they wouldn’t point to any level of criminal activity in Iraq as representing the “disaster” they say is Iraq.

[Utopian? How about not getting slaughtered on a daily basis? How about significantly reducing the numbers of Iraqis that are killed every day by death squads, militias and car bombs? The anti-war movement you point to does not exist in this country anymore. There is no Vietnam-era equivalent anymore. During the height of the Vietnam War, the anti-war movement could get a half million people to go to Washington DC. The current anti-war movement is small, fractured, marginalized and can't organize a one-car parade.]

The antiwar crowd will say their efforts to do anything and everything to end the war and bring the troops home now is an expression of their support for the troops (suggesting the troops are too immature, illiterate, and generally unworldly to make decisions about what is best for themselves, which is conflicting in my mind whenever I reflect on the thought-processes of that young Marine who once stood on that Korean hilltop). In fact, I belie ve the Left’s approach to supporting the troops is utterly disingenuous and condescending.

[You conflate yourself, your far too self-indulgent view of yourself, and call people who want our troops to have a clearly defined mission, the equipment they need to carry out that mission, and the need to get them out of harm's way because there is no good reason to actually have them in harm's way "disingenuous" and "condescending?" It is far more disingenuous and condescending to call the opposition to our forces in Iraq by the generic term "al Qaeda" when they are responsible for only 5-10% of the attacks on our troops.]

Anyone who truly understands or cares anything about Iraq, knows that bringing the troops home now — or beginning some withdrawal to a regional enclave — will not end the war. It will inflame the already hot war. If the troops are withdrawn to a regional enclave and the war boils over (as it would), they would ultimately have to move back into a far hotter environment than they are already in. Military planners and strategists who h ave to think decades ahead, have to consider such probabilities. Politicians, who rarely think beyond the next election, don’t.

[Bringing the troops home now gets them out of a mission that is not defined and gets them out of a civil war in which they have no business being a party to. Iraq is already inflamed--the violence is being directed at US troops whenever the warring parties are able to stop killing each other. We are seen as being occupiers that are propping up an illegitimate government that, as of now, cannot deliberate because too many factions have pulled out of the government and it cannot hold a quorum. It cannot arrest Ministers who break the law. It cannot pass laws and it cannot provide basic security to its citizens. Iraq needs a new government, not an occupying force. And if we attempt to change the Iraqi government while occupying the country, we will be right back in the situation we're in now.]

A Victory For Al Qaeda

Also, if we withdraw in the face of the enemy (or set a date for withdrawal), al Qaeda will claim a huge victory — and make no m istake, our withdrawing won’t be a hollow victory for al Qaeda: It will be an enormous and very real triumph for the terrorist network.

[No, the nationalist Iraqis will claim victory--and they will clamor for power. Sunni and Shia factions will fight for the spoils no differently tomorrow than they are fighting each other right now. There is no doubt there will be bloodshed. As opposed to what we have now, it is more likely that the competing factions will turn on al Qaeda, what little there is, and eliminate it far more quickly and effectively than we are able to. ]

Finally, with so much at stake, and no one left except the bad guys to fill any vacuum left by withdrawing U.S. forces (before the bad guys are soundly defeated), the region will become far more unstable than it is now. And I cannot begin to imagine the horrors the Iraqi people who voted in free elections, who supported us, who provided intelligence to us, and whose kids were photographed with us, would be subjected to (and believe me, the Iraqis know that too).

[The region is unstable because we removed the check on Iranian power provided by Saddam Hussein--you remember Bush's father? The man who had a half million man army and a clear road to Baghdad once the bulldozers cleared the smashed Iraqi looters from the roadway? The fact of the matter is, Iran had far less influence in the region when Hussein held power. Removing Saddam and his murderous kleptocracy was a noble initiative--but by failing to use enough troops and to plan for the removal of the Ba'athist regime, we left a power vacuum that Paul Bremer and his suede boots couldn't fill. And just a hint to you--those Iraqis who were photographed with "us" and were working with "us" are sometimes found to also be planting bombs and counting off paces between buildings so their buddies can more accurately drop rounds on us. If we had as many friends as you say, there'd be a whole lot less killing.]

Those are facts. So, based on facts and the actions of the L eft, a utopian existence for the Iraqi people — if there were such a possibility — could not be what the antiwar Left truly hopes for. Utopia in Iraq would only thwart their four-part agenda of destroying any hint of a successful legacy for the current president (which I personally don’t care about), justifying their own rantings and elected seats (again, don’t care about), humbling our military forces (which I do seriously care about), and trying to negotiate with butchers whom — as Michael Yon describes — bake people’s children and serve them to their families.

[Generalities don't add up to facts. No one expects utopia--people expect our troops to have a clear mission and the tools to achieve it. They don't have that. They are caught in a civil war. The al Qaeda in Iraq boogeyman accounts for only 5-10% of the attacks but for 100% of the rhetoric and the hollow threats. There is not one credible person who opposes this war who wishes to see our armed forces "humbled" in any way, shape or form. In point of fact, credible people who oppose this war would like them to be treated in hospitals that aren't rotting and falling apart and credible people want to welcome them home with open arms and treat their wounds, counsel their fears, and help them put their lives back together. You support a Republican Party that has cut funds to the Veterans' Administration, taken away combat pay whenever it could get away with it, and have voted down a law which would have brought them home to be retrained, rested and re-equipped for a time equal to their previous deployment. In effect, you support a Republican Party that wants to turn our troops away from medical and mental health care and send them back to war without the proper training and rest. And you try to drape the flag from your shoulders and set yourself up to be their staunch defender? At the end of the day, all you have is hollow rhetoric and jingoism--transparent concern and a reckless disregard for the truth.]

Progress is being made in Iraq. Successful counterinsurgencies take years. Failure or retreat — including withdrawal before the work is finished — is not a reasonable option (I am constantly amazed that it is even a consideration). The soldiers in Iraq — every bit as book-smart and street-savvy as that young Marine in Korea years ago — understand this. Why Congress doesn’t, is beyond me. Or perhaps they really do, but they also know that it is not politically expedient to support an effort that has been so-maligned in the public eye. An d there is no doubt in my mind that some would sell their very souls to save their elected skins.

[For someone claiming to be so saavy, you forgot to explain what the mission really is. Fight them over there so we don't have to fight them here? Prop up a weak government until we can figure out how to get out of Iraq without causing the electoral destruction of the Republican Party? Whose soul has been sold to the defense contractors that paid bribes for no-bid contracts? Whose soul was sold for the dollars that flowed to the Republican party in the months leading up to the war and whose soul was sold down the river to support a war that was going nowhere? The chief proponent of the President's strategy in Iraq is John McCain. His campaign is shattered and broke and his poll numbers are dismal. McCain was the future of the Republican Party and look where he is now. The skins you're protecting don't even cover the flayed hides of the men who sold their soul to wage an unnecessary war.]

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Nancy and Harry Write a Letter

And I say “So what? A letter? You gotta be fuckin’ kidding me.”

A letter?

So the fuck what?

Nancy, Harry, man the fuck up. Put your names on something besides a wimpy-assed letter and send that to the dipshit-in-chief.

He is laughing at you, and I am getting pissed. Everyone knows he won't even look at it. You are just trying to stroke the constituents. It ain't gonna work.

If you want to have an impact, do something besides write a god-damned letter. Now, if Nancy put her name on Articles of Impeachment, that would have some heft. But a letter? Please. Get over yourselves with that notion.

The letter was “sent to the Resident” but it wasn’t for him. It was for Democrats and other voters who supported Democratic candidates in the last election. It’s to appease the rabble, not influence the stubborn sumbitch in the oval office.

Give me a fucking break…I don’t know about you, but all this Kabuki exercise did was piss off this Democrat.