What a sick fuck

Have you seen Mike Huckabee remind us why he is a sad pathetic joke who should never try to tell one. Especially if he is going to attempt improv.



For those who can't watch video, Huckabee was addressing the NRA convention today when his address was interrupted by a loud noise. He tried to make a joke, saying "[T]hat was Barack Obama. He just tripped off a chair. He's getting ready to speak and somebody aimed a gun at him and he -- he dove for the floor."

What the fuck? That is the sort of thing that a kid would get expelled from school and sent to see a shrink for saying.

But it was a joke, you see.

Well, listen up, Huckleberry. Lemme asplain this and I am going to type r.e.a.l.l.y. s.l.o.w. so you can follow and I only have to say it once.

First of all, Huckster, stick with jokes that start "a Priest, a Rabbi and a duck walked into a bar..."

Second, no one is obligated to say "Oh, well, okay then. Never mind," and just let it slide every time some stupid mother fucker says some stupid, hateful, bigoted thing - in "joke" format.

The problem isn't now, and has never been, that the people who are offended need to get a sense of humor. The problem is that stupid, bigoted, hateful "jokes" are not funny. And any joke that implies an assassination attempt on a candidate that has received secret service protection since early in the primary season is so far from funny that words fail me.

And this is what the republicans have to offer. They can slander. They can imply cowardice and they can scream "appeaser!" That's it.

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Okay. I understand that Huck has apologized.

To which I say "so?"

Let me put it this way - I have a four year old granddaughter. Even she understands that even the most heartfelt apologies are not get out of jail free cards.

So shut up and go away now. This is the sort of thing that should hound him off the public stage that he might molest decent people no more.

The Huckabee Meltdown: Part II

You don't have to look very hard to find people in northwest Missouri who feel like Mike Huckabee is guilty of felony murder.

That is because he was the guy who made sure that the monster who raped a distant relative of Bill Clinton was released from prison - and let no one tell you differently - that fucker was released for one reason - to stick it to Clinton.

Well, Clinton didn't pay the price for the fecklessness of the Arkansas GOP and their all-too-easy-to-manipulate, slow-witted governor Mike Huckabee.

Instead, Sara Andrasek and Carol Shields paid that price.

With their lives.

They were murdered by the paroled rapist.

In 1984, Dumond was convicted of raping a 17-year-old cheerleader, who happened to be a second cousin, once removed, to Bill Clinton. If not for the family connection between the victim and Bill Clinton, Dumond would have rotted in an Arkansas prison and died, unknown and unmourned. That would have been justice.

Instead, the Arkansas GOP went into full-froth mode...Dumond was innocent! He was railroaded by that bastard Clinton! He must be freed!

Bullshit. He was a predator and a rapist and a murderer. That mattered not a whit. (Besides, his victim was just some little strumpet related to Clinton - she probably liked it!)

The Arkansas GOP is, in essence, sucking hind-tit to the freakin' mafia where ethics are concerned. At least the mafia respects the families!

And now, the Huckster is triangulating.

The Huckster pressured the parole board behind closed doors, and they granted the murdering monster parole - without Huck having to affix his signature to the release. When the victim pleaded with Huckabee to keep the man in prison, he dismissed her, telling her that he believed that the man was reformed and repentant, and would pose no future threat. (Haven't we heard that "looked into his soul" line of crap before?)

I do not believe for one second that anyone in Arkansas thought the bastard was reformed.

If they truly believed he was reformed, why was one of the conditions of his parole that he had to leave Arkansas???

While he was in prison in Arkansas, some desperate, unloved, sad and pathetic man-hungry idiot Christianist trollop married him. (I have never understood those stupid, stupid disgraces to my gender, and I never will.) So anyway - this idiot bitch lived in the KC metro, and that fucking monster came here to live with her. And within a year, he was murdering women.

One of the women he murdered grew up in Eagleville, MO - a town of about 400 on I-35, just a few miles south of the Iowa line. Eagleville is about 12 miles from the town my grandparents and in-laws called home.

You say "Mike Huckabee" within 50 miles of Eagleville, and you see pure hatred flash in the eyes of the locals. You hear him called names like "mother-fucker" "moron" and, most appropriately, "murderer."

When Super Tuesday rolls around, that bastard will not do well in this state - if he hasn't imploded and withdrawn by then.

Here's hoping...

This guy knows just what we need to redeem the Bush legacy

Take a good long look at this doofus. Burn the visual of his Patriotic Personage into your retinas.

His name is Dennis Milligan and he is the newly elected head of the Arkansas GOP. He's a real peach, I tell you what.

Here is what he had to say in his first interview in that capacity:

"At the end of the day, I believe fully the president is doing the right thing, and I think all we need is some attacks on American soil like we had on [Sept. 11, 2001]," Milligan said to the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, "and the naysayers will come around very quickly to appreciate not only the commitment for President Bush, but the sacrifice that has been made by men and women to protect this country."

Milligan, who was elected as the new chair of the Arkansas Republican Party just two weeks ago, also told the newspaper that he is "150 percent" behind Bush in the war in Iraq. (h/t Raw Story)

Yep - he thinks we need more terrorism on American soil, so his Glorious Leader can redeem his legacy and his absolute failures of policy. Kill a bunch of Americans, that'll teach us dirty hippie liberals, right Denny?

I just have one thing to say...Thank you Arkansas Republicans for giving us this perfect specimen of kool-aid swilling wanker-dom.