One of the things he decided to do was really, really stupid.
But he's the Decider and he Decided and it was Done. :
Soon after that was done, a lot of people looked around and said "Oh, Shit" because they started to realize that what the Decider had decided to do was really dumb; and soon, they were all asking the same question:
And the Decider kept deciding, and insisting that too-cute-by-half sound bites like "when they stand up, we'll stand down" were policy and strategy rolled into one three second clip.
(I told you that he is a really, really stupid Decider.)
But he did say that we would leave when the Iraqis could secure their country, and apparently that is a fait accompli, because the Decider; Baghdad Edition decided that they are ready and we can go.
Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said Saturday that the Iraqi army and police are capable of keeping security in the country when American troops leave "any time they want," though he acknowledged the forces need further weapons and training.
Well, you heard the Desert Decider.
We have been excused from the table.
So make with the bugging out already.