A Dope-Slap™ for David Vitter

Okay.

David Vitter is a giant randy jackass.

That is the least-nasty thing I can say about him.

The guy sniveling hypocrite, who has a long history of boinking hookers, and who said this:

Some current polls may suggest that people are turned off by the whole Clinton mess and don’t care — because the stock market is good, the Clinton spin machine is even better or other reasons. But that doesn’t answer the question of whether President Clinton should be impeached and removed from office because he is morally unfit to govern. [–– David Vitter, Times-Picayune, 10/29/98]

And soon thereafter said this:

“I think Livingston’s stepping down makes a very powerful argument that Clinton should resign as well and move beyond this mess,” he said. [–– David Vitter Atlanta Journal and Constitution, 12/20/98]

A guy sniveling hypocrite whose name was in the D.C. Madam’s phone records, and who went into hiding (at least he didn’t go to rehab) for a week; came out of his fetal position today to spin and attempt to shift the blame.

Now, you see, it is the fault of a vast left wing conspiracy…

Yep.. It's his political opponents fault that he is a giant randy jackass.

A guy so audacious as to try this...

Gets one of these.