In other words, he couldn't possibly care less

Well, isn't this precious? It seems that aWol can't be bothered to watch the Iowa returns. His need for sleep is paramount to the course being charted for the Republic tonight in Iowa.

Asked if the president planned to stay up to find out who wins the opening contests of the 2008 election season, White House press secretary Dana Perino said Thursday: "What time do all the results start coming in? Because he goes to bed early."

Later, Perino said Bush planned to watch a bit of the returns but would not stay tuned for the accompanying political punditry.

Republican caucus results could be in by mid-evening. Democratic results might be late.

"Look, obviously it's a very exciting time for America as they look to all the choices that they have for who is running for president," Perino said. "And the president is watching it as he has been over the past little while, as an observer, as somebody who is obviously very interested in politics. But he's not spending a lot of time on that."

So I guess that now that his Dionysian work is all but complete, he's sticking his fingers in his ears and singing "la la la la la! I can't hear you!"

What a petulant fucking dork.

This reign of error can not possibly end soon enough. If he goes sideways five minutes from now, it's still seven fucking years too late - but on the bright side of that equation, I bet THEN we could get some Impeach Cheney momentum going!