Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Semantic Gymnastics

Alberto "Torture Boy" Gonzalez held a press conference about an hour ago.

Apparently, he accepts all of the responsibility for the scandals at Justice...

He just doesn't accept any blame.

[For thorough, readable coverage of the Justice Department scandals, look at the posts by Corpus Juris at Watching Those We Chose]


Elmo said...

As a gymnast myself, Roberto, I know gymnastics. And you, sir, are no gymnast. Nice try though. Not.

Anonymous said...

I using that same line of reasoning, should I decide to rob a bank. I'm sure a judge would buy it.