The president is about to step to the mike to address us on his glorious vanity war that is decimating the military, our credibility and our treasury...
He will tell us it's going better than the media reports, and he will ask for patience...
And here he is...
History of the day - we invaded to remove Saddam Hussein, he's gone and he's been held accountable
(When will it be George's turn to face accountability?)
Iraq is an ally in the war on terror and our most important mission is to help Iraq secure the capital.
(Never mind the bug hunt just moves to the provinces. Ever lived in an apartment building where only one unit was bug bombed?)
The ab-Surge-ity is in it's early stages and will take months to work. Restrictions have been lifted so the troops can get the job done.
(They can now get trapped in warrens in Sadr City and we will dispatch the next 3000 much more efficiently.)
"There will be good days, and there will be bad days."
(No shit.)
And that oil law he just touted isn't good for Iraqi's - it is good for Exxon - but not Iraqis.
"There has been good progress. There is a lot more work to be done."
(What does this fucking moron know about progress or work? Just sayin'.)
Democrats are responsible to get a bill to his desk "without strings and without delay." It can be tempting to just pack up and leave - and for the safety of America we must prevail.
(Bullshit. We voted for CHANGE, asshole, not more of the same plus 21%!!! And as to the "terrorists" - they aren't going to suddenly stop fighting a civil war to follow us here. Hell, they won't even follow the troops to Kuwait.)
It can be won if we are just resolved to do so.
(Still haven't adequately explained how the US gets to win Iraq's civil war. I guess we aren't supposed to think about that.)
And that's all, folks.
The punk took no questions, but did tell a reporter who tried to ask one to "zip it."
That was like the Hershey's Kiss of presidential addresses -
Not much there, the quality sucked, and there's a funny aftertaste that kinda makes me want to gag.
*****
Turn out, tune in, and turn it up.
It's time to bring on the politicians because
there is no military solution.
It's time to stop the war.
It's time to bring the troops home.
It's time to fully fund the VA.
It's time to
ITMFA!!!
