Friday, April 11, 2008

Red State Proves They Are Ridiculous

You've gotta love the mouth breathers...they make blogging easy!



It's getting so bad out there, "right of center" groups are having to use ads on Red State to find people to do their bidding. Now, why would that be? Could it be that your garden variety moron isn't inclined to do the grunt work for Right Wing groups anymore? And it's getting so bad for Red State, they need to find a nickel-and-dime way to raise a little cash? What's the matter, guys? The price of microwave burritos outpacing your ability to pawn your deluxe Civil War Chess Set?

If you gotta run ads trying to hook up people to a cause which should draw scads of followers and which should really be, well, flush with volunteers instead of paid hacks, you've got some serious fucking movement issues. As in, your movement ain't moving anymore.

Love this comment:

"As you know, Erick, I've thought this was a great idea for a long time now and I'm glad to see RedState implementing it. I know I'll be there to help get this economy back in shape."


Oh, that'll do it. That'll solve all of our fucking problems, dude. You watch.

Here are some of the listings:

Sounds like Hank Hill is not a good candidate for this one. Butane is "the bastard gas."

Apr 10 Editor/Writer Butane Propane News Arcadia, CA
Butane-Propane News is looking for an editor for its monthly B2B magazine that covers the LPG industry in the U.S. and internationally. The position includes story development,... more

Hey! This is cool!
Film TV - "Suburban Hip Hop 'Roots' ? Long Beach, CA
THE PROJECT: A spec spot for the "Obama in 30 Seconds" contest sponsored by MoveOn. Judges include Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Oliver Stone, Steve Buscemi, and Tom Ortenberg.THE... more

Yes--Red State now carries ads for MoveOn.org because they are so cash-strapped.

Not going to find anyone at Red State for this:
Modeling Male Models Needed For Health M Los Angeles, CA
Health News is looking for male models for an upcoming photo shoot for our "Mens Health" issue. We are looking for well built guys in their early twenties to late thirties. If you... more

Hmmm...
Opportunity Detail
Job Title: Neurology position available
Specialty: Neurology
Job Type: Permanent
Board Certificates Required: BE/BC
Call Rotation: No Preference/Unknown
Accepts Visa Candidates: No
Opportunity State: Kentucky
Community Location Type: Not Specified

If you're advertising for a neurologist on Red State, your hospital has issues I don't even want to start contemplating...

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