Thursday, October 18, 2007

If I had a seat on the Senate Judiciary Committee...

...and the nominee equivocated to a question about waterboarding, like he did this afternoon when Senator Whitehouse asked, I think I know how I would proceed.

I would ask the Sergeant of Arms to bring a working device to the well of the Senate, and introduce the nominee to it's charms and nuances.

And when he cried "Uncle!" we would know just exactly where that elusive fucking line lays.

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