McCain takes a stroll, Rudy punks out when it's time to put up, and now, Romney rewrites reality. I mean seriously - can you even stand these fools? WTF, Mate?
“…for conservatives like me, facing reality is not a source of fear. It is a source of confidence. I am convinced that
And not one word in the entire speech about
I think that speaks volumes all by itself, don’t you?
Seriously – how could I ever hope to top that?Write your own jokes here.
I'm too busy right now, what with the being nonplussed and all.