Saturday, March 3, 2007

We Have a Village Idiot Today

The Midvale School for the Gifted is at 153rd and Blackbob in HO-lathe


Gather round kiddies! We have an idiot today! And not just an ordinary, run-of-the-mill idiot, either, but a perfect specimen of mouth-breathin', Bush-fellatin', Rush-listenin' Kool-Aid drinkin' idiocy! Check it out! We can't make this stuff up!!!

They want to kill us

Donald Mocker (2/27, Letters, “War can be prevented”) thinks he has the answer. Just don’t provoke them, he says.
Radical Muslims are not interested in diplomatic solutions. The only demands they have ever made were for their fellow murderers to be set free so they could die in battle and receive their reward in “paradise.” Their objective is to kill Jews and Christians.
Did President Clinton’s ignoring the previous World Trade Center bombing (Feb. 26, 1993) prevent Sept. 11, 2001? How exactly did we provoke either of those attacks?
These terrorists want to kill us at all costs. When they get a nuclear weapon, they will use it. President Bush and the White House gang understand this.
Kevin Hahn
Olathe


Hmmm. Interesting. I could have sworn that the masterminds of the first WTC attack were hunted down and are serving life terms in prison. No Patriot Act or Guantanamo Bay required - just good, old-fashioned sleuthing, and justice was served. What a concept!!! (Or did that dratted "Liberal Media" put one over on me?!?!)

If Kevin Hahn is so fucking stupid as to not understand that American meddling in the region has caused the problems we face, he's beyond help. All we can do as good, decent caring liberals is keep him comfortable until he passes from this life.

So Kev, our guy got his culprits. Where's Osama?

As to those terrorists hell-bent on killing me, all I have to say is this: they better get busy, 'cuz I'm not beheading myself, you know.(And by the way, shouldn't that be DEheading? Just sayin'...)

6 comments:

bigcat said...

Blue Gal,

These mouth-breathers are a dime-a-dozen. "Let's demonize people we don't understand, turn them into sub-humans, then nuke 'em all!!"

I once received hate mail at work because my surname is Hispanic. They told me I should leave the country. My WWII, Korean War (or is that Conflict?) Veteran father would sure be surprised!

Unless you're lily-skinned, Protestant, and married, you don't belong among the living. It's as simple as that...

opit said...

Wes Clarke's interview was all one could hope for. That bit about BushLeague wanting to destroy seven nations in a five year timetable sounds about right.
I wouldn't put it up to discrimination, though. They have no criteria which would exempt anyone from a screwing-over.

Anonymous said...

We need to have Kevin Hahn review these tidbits from Richard Clarke, terrorism expert during the Clinton presidency, at this site --archive.salon.com/news/feature/2004/03/24
from consider wisely always

dr sardonicus said...

All the villiage idiots seem to come from Olathe. Given my experiences with the place, I'm not surprised.

Blue Girl, Red State said...

Oh the erudite sophistication of HO-fucking-lathe.

A high proportion of our idiots do tend to migrate there. DOes it skew the place, or do they tend toward their own?

andrew618 said...

Not to denigrate the police work after the 93 WTC blast, but one of the biggest breaks came when one of the bombers went to the Ryder Truck Rental depot... and tried to get his deposit back!

Dedicated terrorists or not, some of these people are just plain DUMB.